Sexytime

2007-02-21T20:36:00.000-08:00

Sexytime has come to an end after a good run.

Some of you may ask- was it because the show was no good?

No, we felt the show was plenty good, ... accept for that one time when you ruined it.

Wait so - did I do something wrong?

Nope. It isn't you it's us.

Huh?

We loved the audience and our fantastic roster of performers. The majority of the shows sold out and we feel good about that success. We always felt the love and we hope you did too.

Creative differences have surfaced and your hosts are moving on to other kinds of fun new things. We promise you haven't seen the last of them.

Hugs and kisses from your forever sexy hosts,

Brandy and Heather

BUY TICKETS NOW

2007-02-16T07:44:00.000-08:00

Click here to buy tickets for the February 16 show OR I'M GONNA FIST YOU IN YOUR LOVE HOLE. Lovingly.

*Note*
Miss Giulia has fallen ill and Miss Margot Leitman is set to perform in her place tonight.

Also, tonight's performance will be taped by a documentary making type person. If you'd like to give on camera feedback, tonight is your lucky night.

February 16 Sexytime!

2007-02-07T19:17:00.000-08:00

Friday Feb 16
midnight
Mo Pitkins
34 Avenue A (@ 3rd St)
Near 2 Ave F/V
Featuring Dave Hill, Giulia Rozzi and Jordan Carlos
Hosted by Heather Fink and Brandy Crawford
with guests Rachel Kramer Bussel and Esther Ku.

This is our first show at the upstairs main room and we are taking advantage of that sweet little piano they have on that pretty fat black stage and shoving some Ku in there! That's Miss Esther Ku. She's a funny lady comedian with a song to sing.

Check out the featured comedians:!!!
Dave Hill

Though Dave Hill keeps making explosions all over the place, he is genuinely one of the nicest men around. He has written for the New York Times, Salon, HBO, Blender, The Huffington Post, FHM UK, XXL, Guitar World, Guitar Player, the Cleveland Plain Dealer, VH1, Spike TV, The Learning Channel, Court TV, and a bunch of other people too. He has also appeared as a correspondent on Court TV’s comedy news show “Smoking Gun TV” and shown up on the popular VH1, TLC, Current TV, and Spike TV networks a few times. Be sure to catch The Dave Hill Explosion at the UCB theatre some time!

Giulia Rozzi

Giulia was hired to work as a regular stand-up comic at the The Comedy Store in Hollywood, CA. While in LA she trained with both the Groundlings and Improv Olympic West. theatre where her first solo show "Stupid Foreigners" debuted. After three very tan years she moved back to the east coast where she co-produces and hosts the national show Mortified in NYC and Boston and is a contributor and associate editor of the recently published Mortified book. She's appeared on Jimmy Kimmel, VH1.com's Best Night Ever and was recently featured in Glamour and BUST magazine. Following their successful three-month run of "Name Droppers" at the UCB theatre in NYC, Giulia and her creative co-hort Margot Leitman began hosting Stripped Stories at Mo' Pitkins. Giulia's also working on her second solo 'Save the Date" about weddings, love, and lame chicks set to debut in the winter of 2007.

Jordan Carlos

Jordan Carlos is a favorite fixture of the New York alt comedy scene, performing at The Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, The People's Improv Theater, PSNBC, and CBS/NYC where he recently brought his improv/stand up or "stimprov" show, "Flying Blind" to a sold out crowd. Jordan is also one of the preppiest black guys you'll ever meet and usually people's sole black friend (which is fine). It's something that definitely comes across in his comedy ("...a little more Cosby, a little less Def Jam").

TV appearances include a recurring role on "The Colbert Report" where he appears as "Alan," Steven's (wait for it) long-suffering black friend. He's also made appearances on Spike TV, VH-1, FOX, and numerous national commercials for Pepsi, AOL, Microsoft, and Disney. Jordan was nominated "Best Male Comic" by the Emerging Comics of New York Awards and was a finalist in NBC's "Stand Up for Diversity" showcase. He's been a contributing writer for both Bar Mitzvah Disco (Crown) and "Esquire" Magazine. He also maintains a popular blog--"The Comedy Cubby: Nice & Preppy" (jordancarlos.blogspot.com). A graduate of Brown University, Jordan wrote for the campus humor magazine, The Brown Jug and is a proud alumni of the popular campus improv troupe "Improvidence," which boasts Michael Showalter and Traci Ellis Ross among its former members.

AND Sexpert Rachel Kramer Bussel:

Rachel Kramer Bussel is an author, smutmonger, blogger, and host of In The Flesh Reading Series. She writes and edits dirty stories, and her most recent books are Caught Looking: Erotic Tales of Voyeurs and Exhbitionists and Naughty Spanking Stories from A to Z 2. You can find out more than you ever wanted to know at www.rachelkramerbussel.com
and lustylady.blogspot.com

Sexytime is always a FUN TIME

2007-01-29T08:00:00.000-08:00

For those who ventured out to Sexytime Friday night

THANKS SO MUCH!!!

We had a TERRIFIC SHOW and Heather and I are now poised and ready to take over the world. Thanks to our comics: Nick Thune, Eliza Faria-Santos, and Curtis Gwinn!! And a huge thanks to Randy Jones, our very special guest!! (Sorry for the lack of pics of Eliza and Curtis--they were very funny and very great to look at but our photographers were drinking and kind forgot about the camera maybe?)

Enjoy the pics.

We were introduced by the lovely, Christina Savage.
She has the name of a wrestler but a heart of gold.

Heather and Mr. Randy Jones--he brought us t-shirts and CDs and sang us a song.
And we're neighbors!!
Check Randy out here.

"How I Met My Boyfriend"
He was homeless and gave me his pants.

Fresh from LA, Nick Thune looks thoughtful here--he is about to make us laugh.

"How I Met My Boyfriend"
He saved me from this crazy Frenhcman.
Thanks to Jake Goldman for a rousing impersonation.

"How I Met My Boyfriend"
On the internet just like everyone else these days.

February 16th is the next installment. It will be Valentine's Day themed and not lame. We've got a line up so good, your mom is going to want to bone us on stage.

Friday January 26 you will be all up in these peeps

2007-01-25T07:07:00.000-08:00

RESERVE TICKETS TO SEXYTIME HERE.

Our AMAZIN' guests

(none of whom are gummy bears but I do think the bears do a nice job of creating atmosphere)

Nick Thune:
www.NickThune.com

Biography written in the first person by Nick Thune.
I was born in Seattle where I lived in-and-around for the next 24 years. I gave up working for my bachelor degree at Bellevue Community College after 2.5 years. Soon after, I started playing really stupid songs at local musical open microphones. I wasn’t funny or musicians don’t like being made fun of; either way, I didn’t enjoy bombing in my hometown. Soon after I moved to Los Angeles.

That brings us to today:
I am a stand-up comedian. You can see me at the Hollywood Improv, The Laugh Factory, terrible coffee houses or bars, and other places around the country depending on my schedule. In the winter of 2006 I was invited to perform at the HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Co. Soon after Comedy Central asked me make some short films and shoot a stand-up special (special will be airing in 2007).

I am also an actor. I recently did some small to medium size roles in Unaccompanied Minors, Knocked Up, License to Wed, and Spring Breakdown. The films are in the process of being finished. All are set to release in late 2006 and early 2007.

Curtis Gwinn

cowboyandjohn.com
Curtis Gwinn is one half of the comedy duo The Cowboy & John and appears regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater.

Curtis' credits include writing for the Onion, Comedy Central and FOX Seachlight Pictures. He's currently starring in and producing a pilot with his partner John Gemberling for the popular Adult Swim block on the Cartoon Network.

Curtis can be seen in lots of other great comedy shows. He performs every Friday night with his improv ensemble, Death by Roo Roo, every month in the storytelling show, The Nights of Our Lives and every now and again with his sketch group The Brighter Side.

Eliza Faria-Santos
http://www.myspace.com/ignorantimmigrant
Co-Hostess of Grandma's Candy Box:

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Plus Randy Jones!

http://www.randyjonesworld.com/
One of the most beloved entertainers and pop icons from the Disco era, American Music Award winner Randy Jones came to embody The Cowboy in Village People in a way that has captured the public imagination for decades.

As renowned entertainment writer Liz Smith's choice of all the Village People to achieve individual fame, Randy has been showered with commendations in his career, including the GEORGIE AWARD (presented by the American Guild of Variety Artists), multiple BILLBOARD MAGAZINE DANCE FORUM AWARDS, the prestigious GOLDEN LION, Canada's JUNO, The Radio Television Luxembourg RTL DIAMOND AWARD, Germany's BRAVO AWARDS and the Holy Grail of Rock & Roll, the cover of ROLLING STONE MAGAZINE.

In his new eclectic pop collection, TICKET TO THE WORLD, RJ reveals yet another dimension of his ability which may surprise more than a few people. With wide-ranging material by some of the pop greats, including Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jim Steinman, Depeche Mode, Robbie Williams & Kylie Minogue, Pet Shop Boys, Neil Diamond and a gem by the Bee Gees, he reinvents a set of pop classics in a smooth, sexy style.

THIS FRIDAY JAN 26 WE GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED AND SHOVE IT INSIDE YOU

2007-01-22T20:29:00.000-08:00

THIS FRIDAY 1/26 @ 11PM

Mo Pitkins
34 Ave A
btwn 3rd and 2nd Sts

This comedy show is ready to make love to you RIGHT NOW!
Enjoy your cohosts Brandy Crawford and Heather Fink
PLUS OUR KICK ASS LINEUP:
Curtis Gwinn,
Eliza Faria-Santos and
LA sensation Nick Thune,
AND Randy Jones, the cowboy from the Village People!
Order tickets NOW!

HERE'S THE LINK TO BUY THE TICKETS WOOOOOOOO DON'T BE ONE OF THOSE DOUCHEFARTS STANDING OUTSIDE WITH NO SEAT AND NO TICKET.

Sexy pics and descriptions of our lineup coming soon!

2007-01-09T11:37:00.000-08:00

Update! January's show is on the 26th, not the 19th.

Thanks and that's all for now ...

Thanks!!

2006-12-25T21:09:00.001-08:00

Thanks to everyone who came out to Sexytime last Friday. It was a small crowd but we had a fabulous time! The performers were great and we can't wait to have them all back again at a future show.

We're coming back at you Friday, January 19th.

So get ready for some fun.

I hope everyone got a lot of money for your respective holidays.

The final lineup for Dec 22 Sexytime!

2006-12-15T14:20:00.000-08:00

Dec 22's show features the lovely people pictured below (namely Margot Leitman, Micah Sherman and Nina Hartley)

Plus Best Week Ever Darlin' Mr. Christian Finnegan!

Oh man. You better put your sexytime pants on cause if you don't you won't be prepared whatsoever.

BUY THEM OR REGRET MORE THAN BEFORE

2006-12-15T14:18:00.000-08:00

Buy tickets now for Dec 22!

December 22nd is gonna suck yo dik ...

2006-11-27T11:35:00.000-08:00

with comedic awesomeness!

Featuring:
Special Guest TBA

Chicago Discovery- Micah Sherman!

and the super talented/cute Margot Leitman
.

And a special phone call from Miss Nina Hartley along with a free copy of her latest book:

and treats and goodies and your hosts Brandy and Heather!

Friday Dec 22
11pm
Mo Pitkins.

November 17th Sexytime pics!

2006-11-18T14:02:00.000-08:00

Hey dudes, if you're like me, you like pictures. Here's some pics of the show, video to come soon.

Christos opens the show!

Kristyn announces while wearing a matching outfit with Christos. She asks the crowd to watch 30 Rock. Kristyn works there and doesn't want to see the show die.

Joanna Goldman is a frisky, coked up, southern housewife.

Joanna shares the stage with Gertrude, the editor of Barely Living Magazine.

Christos plays music while Gertrude hands out thanksgiving treats: mushed up yams she has in her pockets. Each table gets some yams.

Michael Showalter makes comedies!

Michael Lucas heats up the stage with a few jokes and of course tells the audience to go fuck themselves. They love it. The girls and the gays drool.

In our normal clothes, me n Brandy host it up.

Claudia Cogan gets frisky.

Baron Vaughn closes up shop.

Buy tickets now!

2006-11-14T14:51:00.000-08:00

Reserve your tickets for Sexytime now. Click here for tickets.

2006-11-01T10:25:00.000-08:00

Sexytime Lineup!!

2006-10-30T13:51:00.000-08:00

November 17th get ready to cream your panties because Sexytime is back and we're regulars now!!

And here's the fabulous line up:

Miss Claudia Cogan
A funny lady who once had some beers with me and assorted friends on my roof.

Baron Vaughn
Speaking of sexy, ladies have a look at the cuteness of Baron Vaughn. Not only is he a hottie, he's also very funny. And he's Negro--like me!!!

Michael Showalter
This is the man who has stolen the hearts of many a gal with his comedy antics from the State to Stella to Wet Hot American Summer. He's a funny guy.

and

Special Guest Interview with

Michael Lucas
Mr Lucas is the gay porn czar of New York and so hot he makes me weep.

You don't want to miss this show so mark your calendars.

November 17th
11pm
5 bucks
Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction

Sexytime. It's comedy with a boner.

Who goes on the Sexytime Stage

2006-10-30T09:42:00.000-08:00

Before I announce the next full lineup of Nov 17's Sexytime, which will include Michael Showalter, Claudia Cogan, and porn Czar Michael Lucas) let me take a moment to think about the talented talents who have already gone on the Sexytime stage:
Seth Herzog,
Craig Baldo,
Jessica Delfino,
Andy Borowitz,
Leo Allen,
Chelsea Peretti,
and pornstars Ben Andrews and Savanna Samson.

Hmm. I think I just blew my load. Yep, I did.

11/17/2006

2006-10-16T19:21:00.000-07:00

It's November 17th at 11pm
NOVEMMEBERRR
GRRRRR

RAWR

ARRRGGGRAWRRR

We're regulars now!!

2006-10-12T14:03:00.000-07:00

Sexytime is going to be a monthly show at Mo Pitkins starting next month!

Stay tuned for dates, times and performers.

And get ready for FABULOUS COMEDY!!

This is how the news makes us feel.

Hot times in the city

2006-10-03T15:01:00.000-07:00

You know you love it.

Fabulous photography by www.brownjeffrey.com.

Fabulous show.

2006-09-25T06:49:00.000-07:00

Thanks to everyone who came out and to all the great performrers for the second installment of Sexytime. And a big thumbs up to all my ladies who hate finger-banging!!

Brandy and Heather

Heather's first porn star kiss

Savanna Samson tell it like it is.

Sexytime Tonight!!!

2006-09-22T08:07:00.000-07:00

Sexytime is TONIGHT!!

Please join us tonight, Friday, September 22nd at midnight for round two of Sexytime with Heather Fink and Brandy Crawford!

We plan on looking VERY sexy and our show will be VERY funny. We've got.....

The crazy antics of Andy Borowitz
SNL writer alum and all around funny man, Leo Allen
the svelte and charming Chelsea Peretti
and welcoming special guest, the one and only Miss Savanna Samson!

When: Friday 9/22 @ Midnight
Where: Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (btn 2nd and 3rd Sts)
How much: $5

Sexytime Photoshoot

2006-09-17T10:47:00.000-07:00

In case you didn't know, Heather and I moonlight as beautiful models. We don't like many people to know because we're just trying to lead normal lives here and not be stalked to much by US Weekly. I mean, we just like everyone else. Except that people love to take pictures of us in exotic locales.

Like Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

Clothing provided by Mandate of Heaven. Best clothes. Ever.

Start your week right!

2006-09-17T10:40:00.000-07:00

With a mugful of Brandy and Heather!

Do have a question about sexy times? Or maybe a story about your favorite sexy time? Then you should email us and let us know about it. And we'll be letting you in on our stories and questions too.

For instance, did you know that one of us HATES the use of the finger during make out time but the other LOVES it?

Sexytime!

2006-09-11T17:47:00.000-07:00

Sexytime is back!!

Please join us Friday, September 22nd at midnight for round two of Sexytime with Heather Fink and Brandy Crawford!

We plan on looking VERY sexy and our show will be VERY funny. We've got.....

The crazy antics of Andy Borowitz
SNL writer alum and all around funny man, Leo Allen
the svelte and charming Chelsea Peretti
and welcoming special guest, the one and only Miss Savanna Samson!

When: Friday 9/22 @ Midnight
Where: Mo Pitkins House of Satisfaction
34 Avenue A (btn 2nd and 3rd Sts)
How much: $5